November 29, 2007

The Hard Way

Word to the wise:
When you walk into your church on a weekday and notice a bowl of candy corn left on the table from last Sunday's fellowship time, check to see if there are any mouse droppings on the table next to the bowl before you eat some.

I hope I don't get sick...

4 comments:

Pastor Bob Cornwall said...

Fortunately I don't care for candy corn!!!

peggy said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

Dan Mayes said...

Lewis Black said that all the candy corn ever made was made sometime in the 1960's and they just keep recycling it.

Jim Gaffigan explained once that while candy is good, and corn is also good, candycorn is nasty crap.

Why would you eat it regardless?

Danny said...

Dan...
Because it was there.
:-)